Hi folks. I thought it was about time to finally do my diary from that wonderful, sunshine-filled day of December 10th 2007! I have been a little busy since that day. Incredibly, after a total mix-up with my Christian name, I was invited out to the States to attend a bizarre stare out competition, featuring the cast of “Mork and Mindy” versus my team, consisting of the cast from “Doogie [...]

Hi folks, what a busy month I have had! Firstly, I got married on the beautiful, sunny day of the 10th. I will be writing a diary about the wedding and be posting it on here early January. I am having some technical problems getting all the photographs onto the website. Dennis, our I.T. manager, is back from his holidays soon and he will be able to fix the problem. Anyway, I hope you all had a wonderful [...]

Well folks, did you ever see the movie ?Four Weddings and a Funeral?? We didn?t quite manage four weddings; however we managed two weddings in three days and survived, so thankfully no funeral. When I say ?we? I now mean my beautiful wife Ana-Maria and I. We finally got married on a glorious sunny day on September 4th in Gibraltar. We decided on doing the ?paperwork? first, ceremony second. We are [...]

Hello folks! Hope you are all well. I know what you are all thinking: ?About time, where has he been?? Well funnily enough I have just returned from taking part in the pole vaulting the Great Wall of China in a Basil Brush costume challenge!! Sorry to report that I came second behind Dave from Papua New Guinea!! Anyways, before we had actually set off on yet another world adventure, it was decided [...]

Hi Folks I know you cannot possibly believe your eyes but this is another installment of Dougie?s Diary!! I supposed it?s like waiting for a bus, no bus for ages then three come at once. Anyway, after I returned home from my unsuccessful roller skating challenge around Outer Mongolia, (food not the best! Upset stomach & stuck in a bin!!) The team decided to have a day out golfing. So last Monday [...]

Hi folks! I have just finished my “Swim the Amazon River backwards in a Mr. Blobby outfit” challenge, if you were wondering why it?s taken so long to update Dougie?s Diary!! (Those damn piranhas! won?t be able to sit down for weeks!!) Anyway, what?s been happening down here at good ole Pearly Grey-the home of the great and the good? Well firstly our very own action man, Lazlo Sarkozy has [...]

Hi folks, It is 5.30am!! Cannot sleep as I am so excited, at precisely 7.32am on the 17th of February in full view of thee magnificent snow capped Mount Teide, I finally asked my beloved Ana Maria to marry me! And guess what! She said a resounded unequivocal YES! So my friends and Family (Geoff, Betty, Kevin, Denise, Rodney, Rosalyn, Dave, Kath, Mr and Mrs Mucker, Gary, Julie, Kirsty and the gang, [...]

Hi folks! Once again I find myself apologizing about the time it has taken me to update my diary, we have been so busy of late that I don?t even remember when I last played golf!(actually come to think of it we played yesterday and Jeff the rep won!!)(Again!!!) So what?s been happening down good ole Perla Gris! Well we all had a fantastic Christmas and New Year, the food was once again phenomenal, [...]

Hi folks, just a quick update on what?s been going on down here at the best Resort on the planet bar none!! Well firstly, we have the builders going hell for leather on our upper deck; they are retiling from the Jacuzzi to the royal box and are well ahead of schedule, it is going to look fabulous when it?s all finished!! Last Tuesday we had our staff Christmas party!! A little early I hear you cry!! [...]

A fantastic day at Loro Park… Hi folks, sorry it’s been so long in updating the dairy but with all this golf…. Only kidding, I have been very busy at work, no excuse I hear you cry. At the weekend we celebrated Ana-Maria?s birthday, so what better thing to do than visit the award winning Loro Parc zoo? The parc was opened in 1972 by a German guy called Wolfgang Kiessling, but it has [...]